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TRAGEDY: Groundhog Day’s “Punxsutawney Phil” Sees Four More Years of Obama, Shoots Himself!


TRAGEDY: Groundhog Day’s “Punxsutawney Phil” Sees Four More Years of Obama, Shoots Himself!

The following is satire

(PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA) —Less than a week after declaring he did not see his shadow but did see four more years of an Obama in office, Punxsutawney Phil, the famed weather-forecasting groundhog of Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, has been found dead in the town’s square. Adding to the shock and tragedy of Punxsutawney Phil’s death is its apparent cause:suicide, and the reason behind it.

Authorities say the prognosticating rodent took his own life over night, just hours after predicting an early spring last Saturday morning along with four more years of Obama in the White House. Said a sobbing Punxsutawney Police Chief Thomas N. Fedigan Jr. to reporters, Sunday, “It appears Phil, our beloved groundhog, took his own life by a single gunshot to his temple. A nine-millimeter handgun was found next to him …There are no signs of foul play. A suicide note has also been found scratched into a wooden light pole near Phil.”



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  1. hydy

    February 8, 2013 at 5:43 pm

    that is a stuoid story , get a life ,nerd

    • TexasJester

      February 8, 2013 at 9:30 pm

      It’s called SATIRE, you dimturd! ClashDaily does this on a regular basis – if you go to the link and actually LOOK, it states “this is satire”!!!

      But then again, you brainwashed lefturds don’t have a sense of humor, so you couldn’t expect to understand the finer nuances of satire – so go back to watching the Three Stooges…

      • dan stewart

        February 8, 2013 at 10:16 pm

        Go easy on hydy doodie, liberals are so open minded that their brain has fallen out. Sad, but true.

        • Sam W

          February 11, 2013 at 5:26 pm

          Liberal have brains. I thought it was AIR inside not thinking matter.

    • Stan

      February 9, 2013 at 7:18 pm

      So we got a life, and sure enough things got worse with Obama. Now we cant afford to have a life!

      • Sam W

        February 11, 2013 at 5:28 pm

        And NOW we get MORE TAXES. Obamy and the wife need another vacation.

    • Sharon

      February 10, 2013 at 3:30 pm

      So sad that you can’t tolerate a bit of humor. Get a life and learn to spell. it’s stupid NOT stuoid! Good Grief!!!!!

  2. Emick12

    February 8, 2013 at 5:55 pm

    At least a Ground Hog can get it right, which is a LOT more than I can say about MANY of the Democrat and Liberal “UNIFORMED” voters that are out there that are actually allowed to cast votes!!!

  3. Doc

    February 8, 2013 at 9:00 pm

    I liked it.

  4. Fred_K

    February 8, 2013 at 9:21 pm

    It is a lie…obummer killed him as a suspected member of al-queda.

    • TexasJester

      February 9, 2013 at 8:43 am

      Or as a potential domestic terrorist? He was against obucky and a gun owner.. If he hasn’t been out of his den since November, he’s got more than 7 days of food.. And he was against big Gubmint..

    • Clyde

      February 12, 2013 at 8:36 pm

      Yeah that feels rite on the money Fred-K

  5. Jane Haslam

    February 8, 2013 at 10:07 pm

    Sending it to everyone I know to give them a much needed laugh with all the tragedy that has been in the news lately!!!!1

    • Sam W

      February 11, 2013 at 5:21 pm

      Like obamy’s re-election. That was a laugh. Liars figure but figures don’t lie. Cheater always win at first…..

  6. Jay

    February 9, 2013 at 5:00 am

    Can’t say the very same thought didn’t cross my mind.

    • Stan

      February 9, 2013 at 7:22 pm

      ah come on, stick around, give the libtards something to complain about. As if they needed anything to rave about.

  7. 7papa7

    February 9, 2013 at 10:20 am

    Phil is to be buried with full honors on Monday. The National Guard is being called up because their are rumors that Westboro Baptist Church is planning to disrupt the funeral. Mr. Marxist is going to use this for more evidence that ALL guns should be illegal. If their had been a thorough background check on this ground hog he probably would not have been able to get a gun. The administration is launching a full investigation to find out why this most honored groundhog is dead. The cost for the investigation is estimated to be in the $500 range.

  8. barbiecakes

    February 9, 2013 at 2:36 pm

    Phil!!……Phil Connors!!…. I thought I recognized you!!

  9. polmutant

    February 9, 2013 at 5:07 pm

    it was assination. everyone knows the groundhog was able to feed/shelter himself. the obamaloids got him as they recoginzed his superiority over them. ground hog, did not need welfare/foodstamp or any subsidy. I am a man a proud american man! can someone give me a food stamp to feed myself?? buhahahhaa. long live the spirit of the groundhog. let every obamaloid feel shame. did the gun come back registered to eric holder’s “men”?

  10. james crawford

    February 9, 2013 at 5:21 pm

    Sometime in early May, my brother Bob will be moving out before dawn to put a hit on Phil & his highland clan.

  11. Average Joe

    February 9, 2013 at 5:33 pm

    Shoot the problem not your self

  12. Stan

    February 9, 2013 at 7:16 pm

    Phil, we feel your pain! Can I have your gun?

  13. 1Tymtrvlr

    February 10, 2013 at 11:21 am

    I believe I saw a low flying drone in the area at the time Pux went down. I think this is yet another vince foster moment. The gun was planted, there were actually 4 different pictures of the scene, some had leaves, some had snow, some had the gun on the left, Pux was a righty. One even had a stuffed effigy holding a gun to it’s head.

  14. TATER

    February 10, 2013 at 2:57 pm


  15. Eaglestrike

    February 11, 2013 at 7:20 pm

    He will be missed.

  16. iowan

    February 11, 2013 at 7:34 pm

    Heres the real story, Eric Holder brainwashed Phil !!!

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