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I Went to Bed a Christian and Woke Up a … Terrorist?

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I Went to Bed a Christian and Woke Up a … Terrorist?

According to the Department of Defense and the Department of Homeland Security, evangelical Christians are now a national security threat. I’m talkin’ at the top of the list folks. As Gomer Pyle used to say, “Surprise, Surprise, Surprise” eh, Christians?

Under the New Rules enacted by these agencies under this administration’s tutelage the following acts are now to cause red flags of “terrorism” to fly, alerting cops and military personnel to a new group[s] which could start blowing crap up like the other group that we can no longer speak the truth about.
So, herewith, I guess, are some of the characteristics of the “newfangled” terrorists in the United States of Statism.

· If you enjoy singing How Great Thou Art and Amazing Grace – you might be a terrorist. · If you say “bless their heart” after you hear that someone did something really, really stupid – you might be a terrorist.
· If you believe Jeremiah was a prophet and not a bullfrog – you might be a terrorist.
· If you feel obligated to say you’ll pray for someone after you’ve gossiped about them – you might be a terrorist.

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  • Evermyrtle

    If anyone comes into my house in a threatening manner against my will, I will be a great risk to his/her life. I will protect my self. I have been able to use a gun proficiently for 70 years.I refuse to die in my own home in any break-in.

  • gdoggerz

    Unfortunately people think because someone calls themselves a Christian people believe it…kinda like our president. If you hate other races you are not a Christian. If you believe what the Nazis did was right you are not a Christian. What makes you a Christian is if you follow Christ.

    • Winston

      You err in your definition of a Christian. Yes, there are many who are CINO (Christian in name only) but to be a Christian there is more to BEING than simply a follower of Christ. Wasn’t Judas Iscariot one of the intial twelve disciples/apostles? Do you call him a follower of Jesus? A sincere Christian is one who has either been divinely “called by God” as was Saul of Tarsus, or one who has exercised their God-given “free will to choose” to believe by faith in Jesus and saved by God’s grace… immediately dying to the old man/self and becoming a new person not to look back or returning to the old ways of sin. Then there’s the ongoing process of BEING Christian and not by works but by love to do good works, not out of selfish ambition. Those who continue in sin and self-centeredness acts such as using drugs, smoking addiction, alcohol abuse, etc. will be challenged by their personal continues old ways as to whether their salvation experience is real or not.

      • gdoggerz

        Judas wasn’t a true follower if he was he never would have left. he saw the miracles and did not believe…so I do not err…

  • Doski

    Congrats. all you christians, You’ve just been drafted.

  • DegreedWhiteMan

    Thank “heavens” the Dept of Defense/Homeland Security has finally recognized all fund-a mentals as security risks, they are. Forced worship via loudspeakers on rooftops , and cult like practices, war mongering to overthrow the government propaganda on calls to talk radio, needs to be stopped as the danger it is. Our Founding Fathers , documented Deists, set up the constitution to keep zealots from causing harm to our laws,safety, and nation. Question the flaws of these zealots, for they will cause gun gun laws to tighten for safety purposes.

    • DrinkofmyVampirebloodLiveforev

      What are you going to say your mid eastern based fund a mental ism is better than any other MidEastern fundamentalism it is not they all promote stupid behavior.

  • https://www.facebook.com/app_scoped_user_id/1252355351/ Adrian Vance

    These are same people who tell us Barack Obama is smart, but just see him without a TelePrompTer(tm) one day. You will not believe it.

    See The Two Minute Conservative at: http://tinyurl.com/7jgh7wv and when you speak ladies will swoon and liberal gentlemen will weep.

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