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Animal Rights Activists Plan to “Descend” on Annual Small Town Charity Squirrel Hunt

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Holley, New York, has a total population of around 1,800. It’s not even its own town. It’s a village inside the town of Murray, in Orleans County.

In a town that small you can imagine the size of the fire department’s budget. Since fire departments are rather important to the well being of any community, Holley has an annual fundraiser to help support their firemen. That fundraiser is a one day squirrel hunt called the “Hazzard County Squirrel Slam.”

It costs $10 to enter the competition and the winner takes home $200. Several prizes are also raffled off. In the slam, teams of two hunt most of the day and take as many as six red and/or grey squirrels, the limit according to New York state law. Whoever takes the heaviest squirrel wins.

That’s where the animal rights group comes in. A group called “Friends of Animals” has organized a protest to take place on February 16–the day of the Squirrel Slam

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  • Mustang

    As long as the protestors dress like squirrels, I think it’s a great idea.

    • edro3111

      Excellent idea! Heaviest protestor brought in wins a prize!

  • OLDDAD

    Good Idea, the squirrel hunters can have two targets this year. They should charge a seperate entrance fee for the Tree Huggers though and that would allow them to handle the town fie house budget for maybe the next two years or at least provide a bonus for this year.
    The Animal rights group forget that squirrels are a pest in many areas and not some endangered member pf the polar bear group. Oh I forgot the Polar bear is increasing in numbers even though their habitat is supposedly disappearing. “NOT”

    Morons

    • http://www.facebook.com/pizzed.off Pizzed Off

      Where do you go to register for both hunts? If you sign up for two, do you get a discount?

    • 7papa7

      Can you register for the tree hugger hunt only?

  • tom

    I people care about liberals as much people as they do animals the world would be a better place. They don’t mind aborted a child they are just garbage as far as a liberal is concerned, by step on a flea and Lord help you, they want to take you to court. A squirrel is a rat with a long tail anyway. they need to be controlled.

  • amused

    If all the animal rights people in the state would give $100 to the fire dept’t fund, maybe they would cancel it for this year. This could be a good strategy for YEARS!

    • http://www.facebook.com/pizzed.off Pizzed Off

      Not going to happen. It’s been routinely documented that the most squirrely of these activists are also the cheapest when it comes to charitable giving. Seems they follow Obama and Biden’s lead.

      • http://www.facebook.com/pizzed.off Pizzed Off

        Which, on reflection makes sense. The squirrely taking their lead from the squirrely while protecting? Yep. The squirrels.
        Meanwhile, Fire Dept. I suggest you collect all the tails. Mepps is always looking for squirrel tails. Besides, I haven’t seen any of those tree-hugger types swimming with the fish yet. (I really wish they would, though. I have a great shark attractant that really turns them on!

    • fliteking

      AND they might save some HUMAN lives while they were at it . . . wait, logic and human lives fail in the liberal realm . . . scratch that.

    • TL

      $1,000.

  • Gary Smith

    IF they get between the hunter and the squirrel when the hunter fires they get shot ;)

  • Doc

    Tree rats

  • Charlie

    Animal rights group going to a squirrel hunt. Wonder if they are going to be brave enough to try some of that good sqirrel meat. It really is a wonderful taste, oh come on just one bite you can do it!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/pizzed.off Pizzed Off

    Finally! They’re outed! The squirrely protecting the squirrels. Always knew there was something loose running around in circles inside their heads. Now we know.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/OOKK3KBK7M2DX5OKOV7ODZ3QTA Jay

    One can only hope that some of the leftiods heroically take a bullet for a squirrel.

  • hitthedeck

    They would never get away with a plan like that in the south.

  • barbiecakes

    Hitler also loved animals but killed millions of people. PETA should use Adolph as there poster child.

  • foxxybey

    Forget the squrrels and use them for target pratice, those who win, get a new weapon and more ammo. If they send in a drone? Shoot the thing down, about as easy as hitting a squirrel I would think, as a matter of fact should shoot them all down no matter where they are or who is using them.

  • TL

    Put a harassment bounty on the friends of animals. Pester them until they leave town.

  • dave

    wonder why the animal rights people arent saying anything about all the birds including bald eagles that are killed by the wind generators just because obanger likes green energy they turn there eyes a different direction. bunch of hippocrates

  • http://www.facebook.com/buddy.cousatte Buddy F Cousatte

    This is the most stupid thing ive read in sometime. I love animals but squirrel hunting is a tradition in my family. When i was young we were very poor. I hunted squirrels every day to put food on the table. Im 79 yrs old now and still squirrel hunt every season.. The taste is great.

  • BrassRing

    They might want to rethink that; they’re just squirrels too.

  • mesaman

    I assume you mean the animal activists will climb down out of their trees. They should be very afraid that the squirrels will see them as real “nuts” and try to drag them back up into their lairs.

  • DaveNTejas

    You cant fix stupid!, the protesters should not be fed anything but lettuce while they are in town.

  • GaMtnLady

    Oh, come on Folks. Let’s just go back to the old ways. Don’t shoot them because it gives the Libs ammunition. Tar and feather them!