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The Old Woman

SHE WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCH RAIL. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN EACH HAND.

THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, SAYING, “HEY OLD WOMAN, HAVE YOU EVER DANCED?”

THE OLD WOMAN LOOKED UP AT THE GUNSLINGER AND SAID, “NO, I NEVER DID DANCE… NEVER REALLY WANTED TO.”

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  • Tom K.

    Even though I’ve heard various versions of this story before, I always enjoy reading it. Obama is nearly done shooting at our feet and making us ” dance around “. Soon it will be time to cock that ole’ double barrel and seceed OR just fight !

  • granny

    Was not aware they wrote a story about me. Just love it.

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