Most people call animal control or The Gator Boys when they have a nuisance swamp dragon. Some people have ice-water circulating through your veins, and brass where lesser men have… Well you know what I mean. The man in this video falls under the second category.
Our camo-clad hero (I believe the camera-lady refers to him as Greg) is a bearded, no-nonsense beast of a man. This guy put on his red, white and blue jock strap, grabbed some spare rope from the garage, and went after the beast like a modern day Beowulf. The lack of concern in his face and voice put me at ease as the older gentleman looked as though he was about to reenact the famous Old Man Vs Alligator video below.
Greg the Enforcer yanked this gator out of the pool using nothing more than stone cold American Muscle, drags it across the floor like a bag of trash, then stands there BAREFOOT in a “COME AT ME BRO” power stance. The only thing that would have made this video better, and Greg even more bad ass is if he would have done the whole thing while wearing Crocs. How humiliating would it be for an alligator to be man-handled by a guy in Crocs…
In honor of yet another victory in the battle of Man Vs Gator, let us remember another great battle.