Forget a jack in the box! It’s a deer in the trunk, instead!
A news story like you won’t believe! Straight outta Kalamazoo, Michigan!
This deer sure is a hardy one! Initially, it was believed dead. Subsequently, it was crammed into a car trunk, and survived the whole ordeal.
Eventually, a public safety officer opened the car trunk, looking to inspect its contents. Out of the automotive cavity sprang the deer, looking to get the heck out of dodge! (Pun intended)
Quite the bizarre situation! As everyone looks on in wonderment, off scampers the deer, seemingly unharmed. We later learn that it is believed to be free of any injury, whatsoever! If there ever was a way to escape captivity, we have witnessed it right here!