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Gun Store’s Sign Has EPIC Message For ‘MORONS’

A sign found in a Texas gun store has quite a few people talking after it was posted online. Although the sign may be considered common sense to some, the incredible and dead serious message behind it is the entire reason it’s gone viral.

The sign is actually located at Alamo Tactical in San Antonio, and when Redditor TrueHysteria17 laid eyes on it, they knew immediately what to do. After snapping a quick picture of the sign and posting it online, it immediately took off – and for good reason.

The sign is a warning to all customers with the first thing noticed by many being a dark red box in the middle of the flyer reading, “PLEASE DO NOT UNHOLSTER A LOADED WEAPON IN OUR STORE.” However, things only get better from there.

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According to the sign, it starts out by saying:

There are only 3 reasons to unholster your loaded firearm

You are robbing us
You are shooting the person robbing us
You are an incompetent moron

This is where things get dead serious and perfectly hilarious at the same time. The sign then goes on to describe what will happen if you do decide to ignore the warning.

The flyer continues by saying, “If you do (decide to unholster a loaded weapon), the following will apply to each of the above.” Corresponding to the previous list, the three outcomes offered are as follows:

You will be shot
You will be thanked
You will be treated like a moron and asked to leave

It doesn’t get any better than that. Gun safety is a must, and it applies to everyone equally and without prejudice.

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