Ha ha ha ha!
President Obama won the heart of the nation in two presidential elections, but it appears he has also won the heart of one Alaskan salmon.
During his recent visit to the fishing village of Dillingham, Obama was receiving a fishing demo by a local fisherwoman. And that’s when it happened:
A salmon spewed milt all over his shoes.
A fish jizzed on President Obama's shoes, basically http://t.co/srwJGt6BUv
— Jezebel (@Jezebel) September 3, 2015
Milt, for the record, is defined as “sperm-containing fluid.”
That’s right. A salmon squirted sperm on the President.
Obama took it all in stride, according to AP. He spoke to reporters:
“You see that? Something’s got on my shoes,” he said.
“Generally, you don’t want fish spawning on your feet.”