Has the perfect bear repellent been discovered?
Justin Bieber may need bodyguards to save him from Orlando Bloom but the peach-lipped douche needs no help when it comes to handling bears.
Russian Igor Vorozhbitsyn was en route to his favorite fishing spot when he was savagely attacked by a brown bear. The 42-year-old told Central European News, “I had parked my car and was walking towards the spot I’d marked out when there was a tremendous impact on my back and the bear was on top of me.”
Luckily, Vorozhbitsyn was saved from certain death when his phone cranked out Justin Bieber caterwauling his song “Baby.” At hearing the falsetto pre-pubescent mating cry the bear hightailed it into the woods.